You so sweetly remind me that there is no need to rush to the dishes when my toenails so clearly need to be painted.
It just makes no sense to do the laundry until the dresser drawers have been reorganized. And the closet has been purged to make room for the clothes
I can't get up when the clock says 5:08 because I only get up on the quarter hour. I'll just close my eyes until 5:15. Whoops, now it's 5:17, Guess I'll just have to wait until 5:30.
Friends really don't stay in touch enough these days. You should definitely sit down to send some e-mails before you start dinner. While the computer is out and fired up you might as well go ahead and order those new wedges for summer. The sale might end if you wait too long and that's just not fiscally responsible.
Hop on Twitter. You'll only be on for a second.
Walking to the mailbox totally counts as your exercise for today. You don't have to break a sweat for it to be effective.
Taking a nap is absolutely necessary. Don't the doctors keep saying how important sleep is for your health? Better yet, have a glass of wine before you lay down. Between that and the walk you're practically a new person.
Reading a new book is exactly the same as sitting down to work on yours.
As is writing a new blog post. Especially if it's about procrastination. Because everyone reading needs a reason to procrastinate themselves.
You're welcome fellow procrastinators.
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